captain america stuff! (theoretically. i didn’t have any references with me so please forgive weird faces.)
i have this AU idea (because this is me so of course it’s AU). basically:
(do i even need to say? HERE BE SPOILERS.)
what if: when captain america was found in the ice, it was HYDRA moles who got their hands on him and the entire thing was kept hush-hush to the world. they basically tried to do to him what they did to Bucky Barnes: brainwash and reprogram him. they think they succeed and start to send him on missions, but even though he always does what they ask him to, he always ends up wandering, too. marveling at the world and feeling things, because no matter what HYDRA does they can’t destroy that part of him.
some genius in HYDRA decides to send him on a mission with the winter soldier (to keep him on task because the winter soldier is indeed the perfect soldier — also HYDRA takes perverse pleasure in reuniting Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes like that). even though neither of them can remember themselves or each other, they start to pull at each other and things (or the very beginning of things, at least) start to fall into place — and they sort of realize what’s been (is being) done to them by HYDRA.
so they don’t go back. they go on the run. they don’t remember their names, so they go by Beta and Rho because that was HYDRA’s code for them, and because they are both fucking badass HYDRA can’t catch them again.
along the way they help fix each other. they don’t remember who they were (only pieces here and there), but they find out who they are.
and things are epic and kinda really gay and they start getting back at HYDRA and become heroes and shit.
wooh, word barf, there you have it.
Damien wanted to try on my #flowercrown after I took a #selfie. What a cutie pie. #kitty #cat #kitten #diy #cute
After a stressful interview, I decided to whip out my favorite @limecrime lipstick: #poinsonberry. This is my war paint. I am ready for the world now! Nothing can hurt me. #fotd #flowercrown #makeup #selfie
this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time
Just so you know the oldest person in America is a black woman living in Detroit named Jeralean Talley. That’s right - she was born in 1899. That’s three centuries she’s lived in. She was on bowling team till she was 104. She still goes to church. This woman saw prohibition, women’s suffrage, the civil rights movement, two world wars, a list of other dumb shit, all the way to the birth of the internet and of her great-great grandson, a child who’s 14 months old.Incredible
This is great
And to think, she only looks like she 83 for real for real.
he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy
|—||Women donate less to political campaigns because they earn less money, not because they’re cheap or uninterested. (via salon)|
john oliver is really not fucking around
Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY
No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.
One of the BEST lines of the season.
Dear White People Official Trailer 1 (2014) - Comedy HD
all I see is black people talking about this. white people. go see this movie. you need to see this movie.
things ppl rly need to stop glorifying
- not going outside
- having social anxiety
- being socially awkard
- spending all of your time on the internet
- not talking to people
- disliking people